Sunday, July 22, 2007

Art of Online Dating

Q:How often do you meet opposite sex online?
A:I certainly do all the time!

Q:Have you ever requested photo from him/her?
A:Yeah, of course!

Q:Do you often like what you see from the photo sent?
A:Sometime!


Q:How about this one?
A:Yeah she look sexy, and has great "assets" too
Let's look at the full photos
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Sexy ya!

This is called the Art of Cropping

Moral of the Story: Do not trust anything from the internet, not even photos!
I've learned this from personal experience!

11 comments:

clement said...

the whole pic is photoshopped, look at the neck... ha ha

dodo said...

Yikes! looks gross to me heh! those fats! my god! ~ ...haha ..so dont judge me by my looks too yah! haha..

Innocent^^Guy said...

haha...fark man!

-waiwai- said...

wah.... i also do that leh.. lol...
cropping really can make u look thinner...

bear with us lah... we dun have good body...

Myst3 said...

Clement: Impressive, you have pretty good attention to detail skill! I didn't even realise that!

Dodo:
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Wai wai:
u guys just being modest, u guys are Sexy~ (If justin timberlake asked me to bring sexy back, I would brought you 2 to him..hehe)

Innocent: sorry i don't fark man! i don't swing that way..hehe! u rock calvin

Sae Wei said...

Holy Craps!!! I'm speechless....

-waiwai- said...

haha...myst...
is that a compliment...hmm......

LydiaKong said...

LOLL....good one. btw, i dun think it is photoshoped. most of the angmo really UNBALANCED!!

Myst3 said...

SW: Speechless leh~~!
YY: yes it is! dont say ure not beautiful!
Lydia: True true true, most of ang mor have beautiful face, but body...sigh~~! too much burgers i say!

mei phing said...

haha but if she's that fat, how come her face look damn skinny ?

Seizhin said...

Rofl, I guess I am very fortunate to have only been online "scammed" once.

But still, I dont really trust whatever is on the net though. Even you !!

*jk*