Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Creative Advertisement 2

Yet another Creative Advertisements.
This is a sequal of the previous creative advertisements.
Companies nowaday will pay top dollars for creative, witty advertisement to catch peoples' attention.
See below :
Ballet Classes Advertisement
Paints Advertisement
Razor Billboard
Adidas Advertisement
Bubblegum Advertisement
Phone Call Advertisement
Ribbed Condom Advertisement
Fed-Ex Advertisement
Zoo Advertisement
Karate School Advertisement
Liquid Paper Advertisement
Legos' Advertisement

Nike's Advertisement
Quit Smoking Advertisement
Weight Loss Advertisement
Fabric Softener Advertisement

Monday, May 28, 2007

I Just Got My Cherry Popped

Monkey Wong just popped my cherry. Not that kind of cherry, this tagged cherry. This is my 1st time someone actually tagged me. I heard about tagging someone, but didn’t really know much about it. When I was tagged, I didn’t know what to do and some what panicked a bit. After studying Monkey’s and Beng beng’s tagged, I think I have a rough idea what tag is all about, so here goes nothing! Please do tell me if I'm doing this the wrong way. My 1st attempt!

Ten ways how ………… pisses me off.Time to wash dirty linen in public …..
(shouldn't this be ten THINGS rather than WAYS?)

1. Waking up in the morning.
Ever since I’ve started work, I have hated waking up in the morning, almost every week day. I’m just not a morning person. I have to get up 7.30-8am every single weekday for work. Even if I go to bed at 10-11pm the day before, I still don’t like waking up early. I guess I’m a lazy person after all.

2. Australia
Staying in Australia has its advantage and its disadvantage. Its advantage is just out of the context, so let’s talk about its disadvantage. The worst thing about living in Australia is I can’t find cheap + delicious food in Australia. I miss mamak hawker stall and coffee shop’s food. How wonderful it is to have RM5 ba-ku-teh during cold cold winter.

3. Money
When I have 1 dollar, I wish I had 10 dollars, and when I have 10 dollars, I wished I had 100 dollars, and the cycles continue. I do admit I am a bit of money worshiper, but who doesn’t? Sometime I just wished that money doesn’t exist and we all were equal. Money, in reality is the root of all evil, but we all need it (that’s a harsh reality).

4. My colleagues
Having to work with ang mor quite a while now, what pisses me off is when we all have lunch. It’s alright to have wonderful food with them, but when they have lunch, they will sure drink alcohol. And seriously, ang mor really drinks alcohol like drinking water. I don’t mind a bit of alcohol every now and then, but I certainly do not wish to drink alcohol and come back work. It is really hard to pull a straight face after 6 drinks in 2 hours (I don’t even drink water that fast). At one time, I even have to talk to chief executive of the company after heavy doses of alcohol. It was terrible, I can’t really recall how I went, but I think I went alright. The worst thing about it is to actually pretend to be alright on the outside, while deep inside my body, I’m running thousand miles NAKED. However, Ang mor can come back still be alright, and be normal like nothing ever happen after these much alcohol. (I bow to you whities!!!)

5. Item get discounted after buying them
I hate it when I bought something then after a few weeks the same item was advertised 50% off on the original price. That would piss me off a lot.

6. Winter
I am not a winter person. Waking up in the morning, sitting on the toilet seat and changing clothes during winter always give me a shock of cold sensation (which I very much dislike). Also, I will get cold at least once during the winter season. Fair to say, I don’t like winter at all.

7. Working
Work not only drains my daily energy, it also took away large part of my social life. The very moment I get to the office, I have already starting to count down the hours to 5pm. I was counting down the hours while thinking of all the activities I could do after 5pm. When 5 o’clock came, I will feel completely tired and lack of energy to do anything, so I went home straightaway rather than socializing with friends. I miss having fun with friends.

8. Busses
Because I work in the city, public transportation is the most convenient way to work. It not only saves me the hassle of finding a carpark, but also saves me from expensive parking fees as well. Busses are convenient in some way but not all the time.
This is the scenario where sometime busses piss me off so much.
I was on my way to the bus stop, and saw the bus coming. So I ran with all my strength (imagine I was in half asleep mode and have to run for the bus) hoping to catch the bus. When I reached the bus stop, the bus had left the bus stop. Don’t you just hate it when this happen? Yeah busses sometime piss me off.

9. Washing dishes.
I don’t have to explain much. It’s obvious enough by itself.

10. My 17 inch LCD (I don’t know what to write anymore)
My friend just bought a 32’’ LCD as his computer screen. I came home and looked at my 17’s. It is just so small compare to his. Think it’s time to upgrade my monitor.

Alright!!! After 3 days of work, it’s time to pass this around. I’m going to tag the following people! Unsure they are as dedicated as me!!!
Congratulation bloggers, Enjoy...and pass it ON!!!

Do you guys see a pattern here???
1. Cecilia
2. Calvin
3. Christien New
4. Jasmine
5. Allison
6. Pei Kei
7. Saewei
8. Tiger Den
9. Rojakmaumau
10. Charmayne
11. Altis
12. Julie
13. White Tulips

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Giant Boar

You have to see this to believe it.
An 11 years old boy from Alabama, named Jamison has claimed to have killed this wild boar by using a AK 47 Pistol. You heard it right…Pistol.
Pistol used to kill the Giant Boar

This wild boar is estimated just below 500kg and is 5’5’’ tall from snout to hoof.
According to Mike Stone, the father, the boar’s head will be mounted on an extra large foam, while the rest of the body will be used to make sausages. It is estimated the body will produce a whooping 300kg of sausages.

Sausage, anyone??
More pictures on Monster Pig

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Office Pranks

These are some of the serious office pranks you can perform on your colleague while he/she is on leave.
Post-it Prank
Paper wrap prank
Keyboard Prank
Green powered Prank
Foam Prank
Aluminium Prank - I like this one the best

Cooking an Egg with Mobile Phones

I have come across an article on the net where it claims that mobile phones are bad for your body. Seriously, how true is it? Personally I don’t believe the following article, simply because if this is really the true harm by using mobile phone, then shouldn’t all mobile phone be banned?? Anyway, believe it or not it’s up to you. If you do believe it’s true, then please donate your phone to me, I’ll help you dispose it in a safe manner way (Call me!!). But if you don’t believe it, then hey! It serves some entertainment value doesn’t it?
Anyone who has tried this, please tell me if it works or not!!

We need:

One egg and 2 mobiles
65 minutes to call from one phone to the other
Set up something like in the graphic
We'll initiate the call between the mobiles to last for 65 min's approximately;
Nothing will happen on the first 15 minutes...
After 25 minutes the egg starts warming up, after 45 min's;
The egg is already hot; and after 65 min's the egg is cooked
If the microwave radiation emitted by the mobiles is capable to modify the proteins in the egg. Imagine what it can do with the proteins in our brains when we talk through the mobiles.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Vegetables Jokes - Hilarious

It seems like I have been posting a lot of vege photos lately. I guess it’s vege week here in forwardbutton,
so I encourage you all to eat healthy and eat more vege!!! Viva La Vege!!!
These are hilarious!! Anyone urging to eat some vege?
I love every single one of them. Creative yet funny!

Monday, May 21, 2007

Fruit and Vegetables Sculptures

These are photos of animal sculptures using fruits and vegetables. Its amazing how the sculptor can use just fruits and vegetables together to form such an art. Animal sculpture include rabbit, goldfish, pig, hamster and etc. Enjoy.

Update: Talented blogger Cecilia Yong has her own version of vege animal. They’re the cutest!

The Most Functional English Word

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this website along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

Female and Male Geography

- Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.

- Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.

- Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.

- Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.

- Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is the only answer.
- Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
- Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.
- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan : many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there…


Between 15 and 70, a man is like the USA : ruled by a dick…