Lame Emails

I have received some lame a** emails lately. To name just a few,

Lame Email No.1:

Lame Email No.2:

Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.

Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend... just as I've done.

Lame Email No.3:

I don't care if you lick windows, shag farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally crap yourself...
You hang in there sunshine,

You're very frigging SPECIAL

Seriously, why even bothered forwarded to me. Another type of emails that I get a lot are those personality testing email. If you were an animal, what sort of animal would you be...a tiger, an elephant, an ant or a chicken.

Pffffff~! As if choosing an animal can reveal your personality. I'm pretty skeptic about all this, I just don't believe/refuse to even continue reading them. Therefore, I present you:

Lame Email No.4

one day, you get lost in the wilderness while travelling. It gets dark and you have no choice but to seek refuge in a small hut nearby. The owner tells you all his rooms are haunted.

Which room will you choose?(it is going to be very interesting.. ha ha haha)

The room where:

Room (A)a human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window (HAHAHA a human head you gotta be kidding)

Room (B)the bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing (that would scare the sh*t out of me)

Room (C)the bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it (WU LA LA...it kinda sounded sexy for me)

Room (D)a headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night. (you seriously gotta be a psychopath to choose a room with a ghost in it)

MAKE ONE COMFORTABLE (?!) CHOICE BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN FOR THE EXPLANATION. IT'S QUITE AN INTERESTING ANSWER......... Scroll down for explanation

A) A human head stares at you maliciously from outside your window.

Explanation: You need a lot of private space and are more suitable to work alone. You look for stability i.e. a job that is not easily affected by external factors and provides steady income.E.g. Doctor, lawyer, SOHO, teacher, administrator.

B) The bathroom door creaks open and close, and there are sounds of a woman sighing.

Explanation: You prefer a stable job that does not require you to runaround or meet people. You are willing to be subjected to pressure from your bosses if that lets you sit in an air-conditioned office all day.E.g. Civil servant, engineer, computer engineer, accountant.

C) The bed starts rocking violently whenever you try to sleep on it.

Explanation: You are an active person who cannot sit still and does not like to be restrained. You are easily adaptable to a job which is full of changes and not routine.E.g. Marketing, insurance, sales, delivery man,chauffeur.

D) A headless ghost sits at the foot of your bed when you awake in the middle of the night.

Explanation: You suit jobs that need you to meet people, especially large crowds. Your job will depend on these people, but you will not know who they are E.g. superstar, politician, PR, counter/front line sales.

There you have it...4 of the most lame a** emails been forwarded to me lately. Trust me, if you've got them DELETE THEM!