Saturday, June 30, 2007

Difficult Words to Say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
1. Indubitably
2. Innovative
3. Preliminary
4. Proliferation
5. Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Loquacious
5. Transubstantiate



THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
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1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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