Thursday, March 4, 2010

Possibly the Best Blonde Joke Ever

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.

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When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."

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The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

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"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

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Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

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"Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did.

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He then said "Now get on your knees."

She did.

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"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

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"Now go ahead ... Take it out....." He said.

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She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .

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Then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered ..
"Well ... Go ahead."

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The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, .... ...tentatively said .....…

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"Hello Mum,

can you hear me?"

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