Thursday, September 24, 2009

ONLY IN AMERICA WALMART

Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.
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How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?weird people walmart 4
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Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…weird people walmart 2
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“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. weird people walmart 3
“Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.”
– and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”
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Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you
Into the middle of next week!
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I think I just sharted…
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Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??
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Is that a soccer ball?  A map of the solar system?  The structure of a sub-atomic particle?
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I have absolutely no idea what to say…
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Is that a gangster leotard?
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Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!
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Nice purse!
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AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles!
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Umm… excuse me, sir…
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At least the purse matches, right?
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Rawr…
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No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!
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I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.
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Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?
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I have the same outfit, only in red.
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Just in case you had the urge…
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Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.
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Yes, you are seeing that correctly.  Old man + large, supple breast implants.     weird people walmart 23                 

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have not laughed this hard in a long time.. this was GREAT!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh my fudgin god. that was so funny i think i went shyt in my pants lol thats so funnnnny!!!!!!

-Fergie<3

Anonymous said...

i laughed so hard i cryed (not). i have to show my friends!!!!!!!