9 Signs You Need a Diet

1. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever (looks like a packet of footy franks to me)!

2. You are judged even though you’re the judge

3. Your arm and back together looks like an ass

4. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough

5. You weigh more than a Kawasaki Ninja

6. nom nom nom

7. You just don’t fit in…

8. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal...

9. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…