Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Consequence of Drink Drive

Hi all. This one's very graphic and very sad.
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Show this to your friends, family, children, grand children or great children
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This young lady has been on Oprah and what a loving, forgiving young woman she is! An amazing story of what she has suffered and will bear the rest of her life. Please share this with your friends and especially your teenagers who are driving.
This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999. This is she and her Father, 1998.


This is she on Vacation in Venezuela .
Her Birthday party as a child. At a party with friends.
The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends. This was in December 1999.
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.Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds. After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.With her Father, 2000. Getting treatment. Three months after accident. Without a left eyelid Jacquie needs eye drops to keep her vision. Now 20 years old, he cannot forgive himself for driving drunk on that night three years ago. He's aware of devastating Jacqueline Saburidos life. Not everyone who gets hit with a car dies. This picture was taken 4 years after the accident and the doctors are still working on Jacqueline, whose body was covered with 60% severe burns. Let's make as many people as we can aware of the consequences of drinking & driving.
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PLEASE PASS THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

RENTING makes sense


The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an
absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an
hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.






Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid
$7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of
$41.7 million)
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Value-added benefits are:

a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no
coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH
legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask
her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Just proves I guess that renting makes far more sense.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

The Anatomy of a One Night Stand

The way you sleep during a one night stand can say a lot about your feelings towards the situation
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Please don't leave. My roommate beats me when you're not here
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Wow, this actually feels nice. I could see this maybe going somewhere. But more importantly, if I'm really quiet I think I can stick it in again while she's still sleeping.
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God dammit! I knew I shouldn't have ignored the fact that she had more armpit hair than me. Or that half-formed ballsac
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Ohh crap. Oh crap oh crap oh crap. I can't believe I used the 'Let's be more than just friends' line to get laid. Or the 'you understand me better than anyone else' line. Or the 'I want you to be my girlfriend after this' line.
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OK, seriously. That has NEVER happened before, I swear. I'm usually a two, three hour kind of guy. I was just nervous because I like you so much. Oh God...
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Ok, don't panic. She doesn't know the condom broke. She totally could have gotten it from someone else. Just play it cool, and she'll never HOLY SHIT THIS IS BAD. THIS. IS. BAD
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So baby, was it good for - oh forget it, I never even had an erection in the first place. Now please leave so I can strangle myself with the bra you're conveniently going to forget

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Don't judge me

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Fuck ME

Radio Stolen From my Car

Dear All

Yesterday my car radio was stolen from my car. Fortunately a security
camera mounted on a wall near my car recorded the incident.

The police
have now been able to give me a photograph of the suspect to circulate to friends like yourself in the hope that this person can be identified.

While some features are familiar to me, I cannot positively identify the
suspect; but you might be able to help. Please let me know if you have
any clues because, while losing the radio doesn't really matter, I'd
just love to get my hands on this person.
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Classy Wedding Photos


Just a collection of classy and funny wedding photos













THOSE ARE SOME HUGE ASSETS




















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this photo some what reminds me of some picture I looked at earlier on.

Disclaimer: this is a non-alcoholic champagne

source: ZOE



Monday, June 30, 2008

Update: None

it's been a while since i last updated..
i should spend more effort on updating..or does it matter??
it's not like i'm set out to outdo
Kiiinnie sia
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Die Young.

i need to update soon.

*Dawn is not a name!!!!! so does Evening

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Announcement

Community Announcement
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Thank for your effort and time for voting my 3 polls which were listed for a period of 1 month. Thousands thanks.
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Let us analyse what’s the viewer/reader is telling me
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First question
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Myst3 please ____ reveal yourself.
68% voted DO
32% voted Do Not
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Second question
Myst3 is a _____
35% voted Female
33% voted Male
32% voted Beast
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So I asked myself, when people were voting BEAST, wasn’t that somewhat referring me to a Male?
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Third question
Do you like forwardbutton?
49% voted Yes
7% voted No
While
44% voted No feeling ah.
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AWWW…. You guys are just so kind, although you guys don’t like it, but still don’t want to hurt my feeling! * I have tears in my eyes now!
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Anyway, as for question 1 and 2, I have decided to make a video about it, hinting for those who’s unsure about my gender and my appearance.
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All I’m reviewing is that I’m exposed in the video!!!!
But which one is me???

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Am I the rabbit, the frog, the dog, the car?

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Which one am I?

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PUZZLE:

*On the 2nd Month of the 22 day, the earth trembled with fear. Great quakes of anguis shook the earth, it was as if the earth understood its abandonment from its maker
God called Myst3 from the realm of death, he raised Myst3 from the grave. Life coursed through Myst3’s veins. New strength gripped his/her muscles and sinews. Myst3 took his/her first breath and fully awakened.Myst3 was summoned to save all human from pain and suffering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*I can't make it more obvious than that anymore!

Click to see

*by putting a sexy photo as preview pic, the video counts shoot up within 5 hours of posting compared to my other videos. Sex really does sell.


On a different note
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

DODO!

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MAY YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY!
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We are planning to celebrate the birthday on Marina Bay Beach in our dreams , I have booked a table in our dreams and a wonderful YAM cake for her in our dreams ,

hope everything goes to plan!


Happy Birthday

Sunday, June 15, 2008

The day I KILLED my rabbit


Today marks the day I Killed my RABBIT.

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Sad! isn't it!

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Poor Rabbit!

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I killed it because I was Hungry and wanting something for a snack

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I've got it as a present for Easter

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This is the rabbit alive!!!

It's a chocolate shaped as a rabbit - symbolic - EASTER BUNNY.
I've got it since Easter! (no wonder I have so much expired food)
I tried to break it with the nearest tool I could get at that time, which was a PHONE.

Didn't work, cos the chocolate were too dense, thus hard for me to break it into pieces. It might break my phone or put a dent in my exp. mahogany table
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So I've put it on the chopping board

Took out the biggest KNIFE I could find
A~~~~~~CHA~~~!
and the head broke into pieces
Look at the chocolate pieces
Sweet Chocolate EASTER BUNNY!!
A rabbit without its head
I've saved the body for later consumption!!!
I feel sorry for the rabbit though!!
NOT!