Friday, October 24, 2008

Gender Jokes. Haha!?


This is in response to naeboo’s “gender” jokes, I too have a female version.

Truth be told, despite all the anti men or women jokes you could find on the internet, men just cannot live without women, and vice versa (unless you are gay).

For some religious reasons some men may choose to live without a woman. However, this does not imply that they enjoy staying without a woman, right?
Conclusively, I think we human are designed and built to enjoy the companionship opposite sex.

Put all seriousness aside, here’s some female jokes for all.


Women are like the stock market

They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.


Women are like computers

They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.


Women are like Cling Wrap

Useful but clingy.


Women are like horses

Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.


Women are like parking meters

If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.


Women are like fax machines

Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.


Women are like political campaign contributors

If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.


Women are like refrigerators

They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.


Women are like blue jeans

They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.


Women are like country western songs

They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
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HAHA and Like them?
Here's some more
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