Bad wall Design

This is an extremely bad wall design.When the sun hits at the right angle, it will form multiple penis on the floor. This might turn the ladies on.

A BIG SPIDER

Quoted from the NEWS

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THIS amazing image of a mammoth spider devouring a bird was taken in the backyard of a property near Cairns.
The image, which is being cirulated via email worldwide, is real, according to wildlife experts.

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The photo, believed to have been taken earlier this week, shows the spider clenching its legs around a lifeless bird trapped in a web at a property near Atherton, west of Cairns, Australia.

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"Normally they prey on large insects, it's unusual to see one eating a bird," he said.Mr Shakespeare told ninemsn the bird, a chestnut-breasted mannikin which appears frozen in an angel-like pose in the pictures, is likely to have flown into the web and got caught. "It wouldn't eat the whole bird," he said

Gender Jokes. Haha!?

This is in response to naeboo’s “gender” jokes, I too have a female version.

Truth be told, despite all the anti men or women jokes you could find on the internet, men just cannot live without women, and vice versa (unless you are gay).

For some religious reasons some men may choose to live without a woman. However, this does not imply that they enjoy staying without a woman, right?
Conclusively, I think we human are designed and built to enjoy the companionship opposite sex.

Put all seriousness aside, here’s some female jokes for all.

Women are like the stock market

They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

Women are like computers

They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

Women are like Cling Wrap

Useful but clingy.

Women are like horses

Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

Women are like parking meters

If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

Women are like fax machines

Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

Women are like political campaign contributors

If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

Women are like refrigerators

They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

Women are like blue jeans

They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Women are like country western songs

They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

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HAHA and Like them?

Here's some more

Genders Jokes

Difference between friendships

Female and Male Geography
Male Or Female?

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Is it a male or female contest

Kao Beh Kao Bu

I accept my consequences of being naughty,

And I thought the ban last for 24 hours.



I have been waiting for 32 hours now, still unable to join

Some fucktard ban me forever, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!

Help?

And NO…I cannot shut down the whole organisation’s SERVER.

I will wait till my “forever” ban finish.

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Update: *mind calling alvin mind calling alvin!! Hey guys, thanks for the effort and concern lar…this issue is no biggie lar… I didn’t use my nick when I got banned! No biggie guys….

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Infor: Was banned at 21st Oct 2008 around 2pm msian time

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Update

Day 1:

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Expected to be ban till 4pm (a 24 hour period ban). I checked again at 4.10pm, still no luck, still ban, a bit panicky but well, I think tomorrow will be alright.

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Day2:

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I went to website, and see if they lift the ban or not! Found out I am still banned. Spam Jan-el’s comment post, and ren’s blog! Feel a bit regret of my action that caused this ban. Day3 will be the day where i am back??? Lets just hope.

Finding it hard to keep awake.

No motivation to work anymore

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Day 3:

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Came into the office this morning, immediately checking if they lift the ban or not! Still no luck! Still in the Ban list. Kinda used to the feeling not participating the CBox. I need to find something non-work related to get my self occupy. Withdrawal symptoms are not as bad as I thought! But on the other day, miss my chatting days in the box.

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Day 4 (27th Oct 2008)

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Im too depress to "work", took a day off work! I cannot work with me being banned.

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Day 5 (28 Oct 2008)

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Came in the office, test it out, still in ban list. Nearly want to cry liew.

Unlift my ban unlift my ban unlift my ban unlift my ban. its been a week liao boh.

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I WROTE TO KENNY

HE WROTE BACK

I AM UNBAN!!!!

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WOOT WOOT..

this is the end of this POST!

HELL YEAH

Years of genetic experimentation,
and dabbling with DNA code,

I think they finally got it right...
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Twice the fun..and NO bitching!!!!

I WANT AN IPOD FOR FREE

Objective: To get an IPOD Classic 120GB Free


Reason: I don’t think anyone should pay that kind of money to obtain a portable music/video player

Terms and Conditions:

Do not in anyway use my own normal remuneration to directly purchase 120GB. In another word, money earned from my 9 to 5 job SHOULD NOT BE USED in exchange for ipod. However, salary earned could be used indirectly to “produce” monies for IPOD.

Dateline: 2 months from today (21st December 2008)

Wish me Luck,
I will let you know the outcome.

Lady and Gentleman on 15th February 2008

Her quietness has a man in it, he is transparent and he carries her quietly, like a gondola, through the streets. He has several likenesses, like stars and years like numerals.

They're cheeky and playful without self-effacing or guarded. They touch each other in a crowd of people without anyone ever noticing. They sit on each other's lap, eat the other's food, surprise the other as only the best lover's can surprise and have just enough hold envious. Plus, being with either of them and especially the both, always involves incredible foods.

They have gone for long now, their stairway has gotten cold, the rail feels useless. Consider this a forget-stairway-and-backyard-not?

Myst3 Fusion DISH

I've created something so UNIQUE for dinner during my raya celebration.

I've mix 3 cruisines into a dish,

namely,

CHINESE

MALAY/INDIAN

and

WESTERN

I shall call the dish

MYST3's FUSION CRUISINE

Here's what I've done.

You'll need a bowl of curry sauces - this will be your base flavor.

Next,

Chop up some char siew into smaller pieces and a packet of noodle cake.

Boil a pot of water,

put in some mixed vegetables (kids, remember to have your veges)

wait a few minutes before vege is cooked,

put in noodle cake into the same pot.

Wait till the noodles are soft, turn off heat, and drain.

Mix everything together.

Now some people might asked,

"WHERE IS YOUR WESTERN FUSION???"

here's what I did,

Garnish the dish with potato crisps.

Woila!

there you have it.

MYST3's FUSION DISH

From Chinese cruisine - Noodles, Char Siew

From Malay/Indian - Curry

From Western - Smith's Crinkle Cut

FINAL PRODUCT

Note: I woke up the following night at 3am to have an explosive diarrhoe.

Disclaimer: this dish is not for those weak stomach.

Good Use of Rubber

Ladies!

Do you know what you are tying your hair with?

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Let the picture do the talking

Answer: A USED CONDOM

it's good to see the hair band manufactor is doing its bit to save the world.