New Banner 2

It is time for a new banner to mark a special day for me.

This is my old one

This is the new one

The "thing" looks familiar??

It's from the movie Dead Silence. Here's the original.

tell me what you think??

Rivalry Dish: Noodle Mania

It’s another dinner meal with MYST3’s $0 Dinner Survival guide. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Go click the link above.

This time I’ve included scallops, crab sticks, mixed vegetables, dumplings, together with noodles. It’s the dry version from the previous, and it is kinda a weird combination, but, it tastes pretty good. As long as it fills me up. Washed down with a Pepsi Max. yumm!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure beat Alvin’s Burger, and that’s only the personal view. You be the judge.

Pls lar..dodo….wear glasses lar………….!! Don't know what I'm talking about?? Go to Alvin's CBOX

CopyKate - For you

I was walking along the mall the other day. Came across these two shops, remind me of Copy Kate. So i snapped a couple photos just for you Kate. Do these two shops belong to you?

Survival Guide in Oversea : $0 cost Dinner

Alright guys, imagine this. You’re a student and you’ve just spent your last hundred bucks on booze on your university pub crawl event. You’ve called your parents to send over some emergency money. After long hours of persuading (a.k.a lying about how living expenses are high in overseas), they finally agree to send over some money. Now, here’s the thing. You won’t get money at least 1-2 days, you’re extremely penniless and hungry now. What to do??


Well, let me introduce you the $0 cost dinner. At least it will solve your hungry for a while.

First, you’ll need a way to get your entire ingredients to cook the $0 cost Dinner. I will list them down one by one to get them. You’ll need

1. A packet of instant noodle, at here, I will use Daddy 3 in 1 chicken flavor noodle (only found in Sarawak) for demo. One might argue that instant noodle cost money too, but honestly, I am pretty sure you’ll find some instant noodle hiding in the cupboard for now, also I bet you house mate will have instant noodle lying around in the kitchen, right?? Just “borrow” a packet of instant noodle from him.

2. 2 crab sticks, couple calamari pieces, and some frozen peas and corn. How do I get this ingredient $0?? Well, use your brain, go out more, socialize more! Every time when your housemates go out grocery shopping, you should convince them to buy “necessity”. You should be telling them how delicious those seafood taste, or even name a few good restaurant who uses those as ingredient. E.g. “Remember the time when we went to ABC steam pot restaurant and we had those crab sticks and calamari pieces?? Yeah…these are the ones we had before, and it tasted so good”. Finger crossed that they will pay for those ingredient, thinking that they going to enjoy it for themselves only.

Now, just “borrow” whatever ingredient you could find in the fridge that belongs to your housemate. As for my case, I’ve got all I need to cook up a meal.

instant noodle – checked
2 crab sticks – checked
couple of calamari pieces – checked
corn and peas – checked.

Now, cut the crab sticks into bitable portion. Chuck crab sticks and the calamari pieces into a pot and bring it to a boil.

When it has start boiling, put in corn, peas, noodle cake and those flavour sachets in.

Let everything boil, food will be ready when noodles are soft
And woila…dinner is served.

I have to admit it tastes great. In this meal, you’ll have your carbohydrate, your protein, your veges, and most importantly, your lethal dose of MSG. So next time if you run out of money, why not try the “MYST3’s $0 Dinner”

Just don't get caught while "borrowing" the ingredients. Remember to "wipe your mouth"!!!!

Dark Vader Secret Talents

I was about to go to sleep but saw this video.

I would be way too selfish if I don't share this one.

Presenting

"Dark Vader Secret Talent: - The Harmonica"

This is another one, but this one is not as funny as the above.

"Dark Vader Being A Smart Ass"

Can't get enough laughter??

Here's another one! it's not related to Dark Vader, but it's funny as!

time for bed! kidz

What a Nightmare

Hows this for logistics...

San Diego, BAYSIDE condos ($795,000 to $12,000, 000.each condo, 282total.)

These photos show the concrete pour, last weekend, of the south one-half only of the ten-foot-thick RAFT slab, which supports the 35 story tower.

This was a 258 truck-ballet in which the contractor placed 11,500 yards of concrete in one monolithic pour that got started at five in the morning and finished by three in the afternoon.

258 trucks in 10 hours = 26 trucks per hour = 1 truck every 2 minutes 20seconds.

NOTICE THE CONVOY OF CEMENT TRUCKS LINED UP THE STREET - top of photo

(click for bigger view)

Latest Development in Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe Walkman

Zimbabwe Hot Water System



Zimbabwe Developed "Toyota"


Zimbabwe Trailer

Zimbabwe Ambulance

Now, I feel sorry for Alvin (he's from Zimbabwe), Thanks to Shanella for the forward.

HUANG XIAO YANG - FOR YOU

As you all might know there is this new kid on the block causing quite a stir in our peaceful community lately. This kid is called HUANG XIAO YANG (translate in English: Yellow Little Goat). Let me tribute this entry entirely to him.

This is a video from an Indian movie, and as you all know it already, Indian sings and dances all the time. This one is different, they seem to sing in English. I don’t want to spoil it for you, just click below.

Disclaimer: Saw this video from Choon Keat’s blog.

His comment of the video = Damn... hahaha.... I am still laughing....

One might ask what is this video got to do with HUANG XIAO YANG (yellow little goat)? This is why!!

I just want to yell out on top of my lung “Who put the goat in there”!!!!!!

And
“you ate what?”

Irish Viagra

Dodo visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her boy friend's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.

"Not a chance", she said.

"He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish' Viagra. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it."

"Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went"

It wasn't a week later she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed,

"Oh, faith, Bejaysus and begorrah! That was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye,and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare,

I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your boyfriend provided wasn't good?"

"That was the best sex I've had in 22 years!

But sure as I'm sittin' here,

I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

True Friend

True Friends = Don't let friends drive drunk

Remember!!!!!

Note: This is an actual police's camera that shows a man "driving" home drunk.

Arrive Alive Campaign

The National Roads Safety Council has done
Extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45%
When the belt is properly installed.

Correct installation is illustrated below.......

This is very Important, please pass onto friends and family .
THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!

Ferarri Girls Vs Kia Girls

Take a look at these photos, a comparison between Ferrari Show girls and Kia Show girls

Ferrari Show girls – Sexy, attractive and obviously money well spent.

Kia Show girls – KIA, is this a joke or what?

I think Kia vehicles sell better if they put four teddy bears as promo items.

Ultimate Hangover Cure

This is the ultimate recipe for hangover cure.

Introducing the super duper burger pizza

Ingredients:
A pizza base
A tub of tomato paste,
Two packets of large fries
Four cheese burgers
Half a kilo of rashes bacon
A packet of cheddar cheese
Milk (optional)

These ingredients are widely available in supermarket.

Preparation time: 8 minutes
Cooking time: 15 minutes in oven 180 degree Celsius
You’ll need a pastry brush!!

First you’ll need a pizza base, a pastry brush and a tub of tomato paste.

Evenly spread a thick layer of tomato paste over.

Now, generously put 2 packets of fries on top of the tomato paste
Spread a layer of cheddar cheese on top of the fries
Place 4 cheese burgers (big mac burger can be used here as well, depending on personal liking). Spread another layer of tomato paste over it.
Place bacons on top of the burgers, and spread another layer of cheese on top.
Put it in the preheat oven and cook for 15 minutes. Garnish it with some fries with tomato sause.

Woila! the end product
Enjoy your hangover cure with a glass of milk or diet coke. Regular coke is a NO NO, as regular cokes are full of sugar and it’s not good for your health.

Bon Appetit