Life Enjoyment

Simple enjoyment of life means

a slipper to keep my feet warm during cold winter nights

a case of beer

and

an upscale 1080 dvd player

im all prepared for winter hibernation.

adios

*hint: can u see my holed socks?

Agar Agar

Agar agar means jelly in Malay.

well.. this is wat happen to your digusting agar agar bitch.

I took a piss,

Chucked the whole thing in toilet

and attempt to flush it down the toilet.

 

-.-

It got stuck.

i’ve used the toilet brush to break it apart and Flushed it once again.

DUN MAKE ME DISGUSTING AGAR AGAR - Beeyotch.

Angry Mob

   This is wat happen when u hate ur company, and decided to burn the wheelie BIN of the company~~~! Dont leave evidences yo.

Happy Bday!!

 

Another year Another Celebration Another Present.  Look what she got for her bday!

Wish i was there to share the joy

 

Good Bye Old Laptop

 

Hello New Laptop

Happy Birthday again my Dear

When Mechanics Attack

Taking your car to a repair shop is like going to a doctor. You expect to be treated professionally and have your problems fixed. But sometimes doctors make terrible mistakes, such as amputating the wrong leg or leaving a scalpel in your body. Mechanics are no different. Here are some extreme examples of mechanics gone bad:

The Basics: Car Lift

You would think most me chanics would be extra careful when it comes to exotic cars. These pictures prove otherwise. Here's a $300,000 Bentley Azure "resting" on its side.

This mechanic didn't read the owner's manual for jacking up a Lotus Elise

The "Test" Drive

 

Most mechanics will test the car out after a major tune-up or repair to make sure everything works correctly. Some take the test a little too far...

Like the mechanic who drove this Acura NSX up to 110 mph and crashed it through a fence.

... or this mechanic who lost control and drove a customer's Lamborghini Diablo up a curb and into a wall

 

 

This mechanic had just finished fixing a small scratch on the side of this $450,000 Porsche Carrera GT. Of course he had to "test" the car out to make sure the car was still aerodynamic. Too bad he made the problem worse.

And the Winner Is...

This mechanic who managed to destroy one of the rarest vehicles in the world. A $500,000 Bugatti EB110! He was test driving the car after an annual checkup. Unfortunately it was raining and he wasn't very careful.

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Curry Chicken Rice

This is Curry Chicken Rice

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China town Cafe

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It costs $ 7.00

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Value for money!!

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One of the best curry in town.

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best curry you don’t have to pay big money for.

KFC Bone Art

Venue: KFC

Food: KFC CHICKEN BUCKET

Duration: 3 hours

Reason: BORED! Friends yapping away! BORED

RESULT:

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See below

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Chicken Rice

This is Ricki’s Chicken Rice in China Town Food Court (NEW).

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I’ve always told you about it.

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It cost $7.00 for

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A plate of Rice

A bowl of MSG soup

Lots of Chicken Pieces with special soya sauce

serve with

ginger/spring onion sauce (green sauce)

and

tangy chilli sauce (red sauce)

Zomfgbbq, Sherry and I had that after a boozy nite out on Sunday.