9 Signs You Need a Diet

1. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever (looks like a packet of footy franks to me)!

2. You are judged even though you’re the judge

3. Your arm and back together looks like an ass

4. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough

5. You weigh more than a Kawasaki Ninja

6. nom nom nom

7. You just don’t fit in…

8. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal...

9. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…

Competition for the best balcony around the world

Here are some of the best balcony around the world

Aussie balcony

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Croation Balcony

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and

Italian Balcony

Singapore Airlines Sickbag Ipod

Singapore airline (or SIA) has sucky on board entertainment system compared to Malaysian airline. Having experience with both airlines, it is fair to say I still prefer Malaysian Airlines. Just that KLIA is a bit boring compared to Changi Airport.

So what’s wrong with SIA on board entertainment?
I can't rewind or start or pause a movie during flight. It’s not about having a faulty control, but aircraft entertainment system. Whenever you want to watch a particular movie, you got to wait till a particular starting time for any movies. Where as Malaysian airline has more advance entertainment system, rewind, start, pause anytime during the flight.

So on the verge from dying of boredom, I took a sick paper bag, cut out a little hole to make my viewing panel.

Slide my ipod in, and viola. My own video!!!

note: IPOD still sux.

Dun get IPOD.

it sucks.

It's a piece of JUNK!!!

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Pretty depress lately.

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Thought it would never happen to me again.

but it did.

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Thought it would be different this time

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Guess its back to my old self again

Hate to be in an uncertain, unknown, confusing state,

but here I am left with a question mark.

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Everything seems so dark,

nothing to cheer for, nothing to look forward about.

Guess

it's

DEJA fucking VU

& BAD KARMA trying to get me

New Banner

~~UPDATED BELOW~~

TIME FOR NEW BANNER... Bolder & Simplier

Sick of my old one...

UPDATE:
Thanks for those who shared their honest opinion and suggestion.
I've thought they were a bit dark and blunt (thus hard to see).
I should have followed my 1st decision to make it upfront, bright and "in your face" effect.

Now it's brighter,

and i've let the words and skulls do the talking.

i've also changed the wording font and location a bit.

Here's it

Wolverine Asian Style

Wolverine is getting more and more popular with the recent movie realease


let me present

Wolverine

China style

Pedo?

After my thank you post to vicky and this picDodo sent me another version of the bear.

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DO NOT MESS WITH THE BEAR...

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Disclaimer: The orginal bear is cute by the way

Thanks Vicky

Would like to take this opportunity to thank Vicky for posting a video about me

please click here to see the video.

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such an honour yo!

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Vicky, here's a bear for you.

it represent our friendship together

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ain't the bear cute?

Creative TV Advertisement

I watch this advertisement on tv just then. It cracks me up so much every time it’s on. It doesn't mean anything but its quite creative.



Same people who brought you this infamous advert - Same! No meaning at all but really interesting

Each up to 3 mil clicks on youtube -and continue to INCREASE.

Touching Video

Very touching video, corny song but the message hit deep inside. Prepare to feel that you are lucky!!

Community Message

Kids

Don't do drugs in public!!

You'll end up fxxked.

and booted out of the pub.

Beers are good for you thou!!

Swine Flu - South Australian Style

Swine flu is getting more and more popular. Most blogs these day are about swine flu, maybe I should contribute a swine flu post too.

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Adelaide has a couple of bronze statues pig, and as you know swine flu are spread thru pigs. So these are what happened to those pigs.

Whoops....

This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, one of the largest passenger
airplane ever built, sits just outside it's hangar in Toulouse ,
France, without a single hour of airtime on the clock.....

Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies
(ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as
engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi .
The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.

Then they took all Four engines to takeoff power
with a virtually empty aircraft.
Not having Read the run-up
manuals, they had no clue just how light
an empty A340-600 really is.


The take-off warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit
because they had All 4 engines at full power.

The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off,
but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.)


Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit
breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.
This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.


The computers automatically released all the brakes -
and set the aircraft rocketing forward !!
With the following result..........


The Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technology crew had no idea
that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.


Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough
to throttle back the engines from their max power setting,
so the $200 million brand-new aircraft
crashed into a blast barrier, totalling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the
news blackout in the major media.

This was because coverage of the story was
deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.

Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

£200 million aircraft meets wall.
Wall wins.

Reason why Sri Lankan cricketers got shot

Found explanation why Sri Lankan Cricketers got shot.

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Here's US Police.

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British Police
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German Police
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and Pakistani Police




No Wonder the Sri Lankan cricketers got shot