F o r w a r d e d by M Y S T 3

Update in a long long time

2010-12-10T22:09:00.001+10:30

its been a while since i last updated.

what had happened in between my last update?

let me see..

Happy for a bit, sad for a bit, happier for a bit, sadder for a bit. felt really really happy then felt really really sad.

it’s life isn’t it

life has its up and down.

i read it some where, might as well share it with all

It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless u live so cautiously tat u might as well not have lived at all, in which case, u fail by default. It is how u get back up after u fails tat matters.

i always believe in life, you will gain some you will lose some. when you lose some, think of what you have gained.

Have you ever take a raisin, a small raisin and use 5 minutes to experience it? bet you havent, have you?. Normally i would take say half a second to swallow a whole raisin. Try and take 5 minutes of the time and experience a small small raisin.

the sweetness, the texture, roll it around your tongue and feel the wrinkly part of the raisin…..etc….etc….you would be so surprise to learn that such a small raisin can have such a big reaction from you.

learn how to appreciate such a small item in your mouth. then slowly move onto a bigger thing, like a biscuit, like a piece of fruit or whatever. then move onto a much bigger thing like your computer, your speakers, then move onto your friends and family. and now think! clearly think and ask yourself, don’t you feel lucky to have it all?

it is our human nature to complaint about life, to complaint about what we dont have, but at the end of the day, think clearly of what you are complaining. Do you know there’s a lot of misfortunate people in this world? think of a guy who was born without arms and leg. think of anyone who has their senses taken away from them without a choice, or any disease or illness. what we fortunate people have been thru when saddness, they been thru even a 100 times worse than us. and when a guy like my last post can be happy who are we to say anything anymore?

finally, share a verse with you all which i find comforting

taken from

Philippians 4:6-7

Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your request to god. and the peace of god, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hears and your minds in christ Jesus.

and yes when im weak and tired, i pray for strength. it has helped me got over so many turmoil in my experience.

god bless.

Its a lie to think You dont have anything

2010-08-31T00:57:00.001+09:30

This video has been circulating facebook for a while now.

I watched it several times

and

i watched it again tonight.

i’ve decided to put it here for anyone to view.

if a guy with no arms and legs be that happy,

who are we to complaint about life?

those who has complaint – shame on you.

and i admit im one of them shameful ones.

appreciate everything that is in front of us.

when shit happens. it happens for a reason.

it is the shit experience that makes u as a person stronger.

we should always learn how to cope with a difficult situation.

i used to complaint about life quite often a few years back

and yes i still complaint about things.

but one thing for sure, i have learn how to appreciate little things in life and complaint lesser during these few years

hope u all enjoy the video.

i’ve put the video here for a reminder for myself too.

GOOD LUCK!

2010-08-16T07:05:00.001+09:30

Such is life

u gain some u lose some.

wish me luck.

i need it.

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most?

Saying something and wishing you had not

Saying nothing, and wishing you had?

Im Myst3

and remember me!

Update Finally Version 2

2010-08-09T23:45:00.001+09:30

Its been a while since i last updated. In fact it’s been just over a month.

What have i been doing?

hmmm. let me see.

busy working, busy sleeping, busy eating, busy shitting and i guess busy drinking too.

But seriously what have i been doing?

i guess the reason why i didn’t up date is because of

1. Procrastinating

and

2. Laziness.

oh well. at least i upfront and admit it now

anyway.

here’s the finish product of the door.

So proud the door is closeable, yeah it may look a bit crooked on the side, but im feeling quite proud of myself.

in addition…

i seem to have lots of expired food.

i was in the office and found some tea which i have left quite some time ago.

wheee…green tea!!

further look at the best before date

EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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some days ago, i went to china town in search for some tea.

was in the tea section and found this..

WHAT THE!!!??

SPECIAL FUN POWDER GREEN TEA!!!

What!!!…can shoot lots when drink is it!!?

oh oh…

to finish up..

a question for all of you to answer

You know when you eat chocolate, it will melt on finger and sometimes hands?

alright

let me ask u a question

After eating chocolate, some melting chocolate are left on you finger. You lick your hand all clean.

then

suddenly

you feel a sudden urge to go to toilet to pooh, stomachache.

when you finish

…

you go ahead and use toilet paper.

…

and suddenly,

u see ur hands with some brownish color stain.

would you

a. Smell it and see if it’s chocolate?

b. Lick it and see if its chocolate?

C. Wipe it with toilet paper??

let me know ok.

NITEZ ALL.

hmmmmm

chocolate!!!

Double Fx.

2010-06-29T21:57:00.001+09:30

Hi boys and girls.

Hows ur day?

i got 2 letters today!

1st one.

2nd one

lets zoom in the first letter k

and the second one

yeah lifes great aint it.

hmmm

GREAT FOOD FROM AMERICA

2010-06-07T22:29:00.001+09:30

God Bless America!

with their wonderful food

The Jabaconageburger With Cheese
A cheeseburger patty topped with bacon and sausage between two jamaican beef patties

Corn Dog Pizza

The Double Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt

Three bacon-stuffed grilled cheese sandwichs for buns, cheese, bacon and two four-ounce beefs patties.

French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick

Turbaconucken
A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon

The Hamdog
A hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese, onions, served on a hoagie bun topped with two fistfuls of fries and a fried egg.

Tombstone Deep Dish Pizza Vending Machine

Bacon Shell Tacos

The Meat Ship
Made from bacon, sausages, pastry, franks and pork mince.

Chicago Deep Dish Pizza

Gregory's 120 Ounce Steak

In-N-Out 100x100 Burger

Bacon Donut

Tongue And Pastrami Sandwich

Waffle Couch
Waffle fries with gravy and mozzarella

The Bacon Explosion
Two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce.

Bob Evens Sausage Gravy Machine

Baconnaise

C STRING IS IN

2010-06-07T22:04:00.001+09:30

GIRLS THROW AWAY YOUR G-STRINGS!!

C STRINGS IS IN

Great colours and style to choose from

Project Door

2010-06-07T21:59:00.001+09:30

I have been busy for the past month on a secret project of mine.

it’s the DOOR.

I got to fit a door!!!!

it is not as easy as going to the hardware store and buy a door. Because it isn’t a standard door, i’ve need to order a custom made door for it.

When the door arrives, it is a panel of wood, and thats it. there’s no pre-drill hole for door knobs or anything

just a plain piece of big wood.

then

i went out and bought 3 items

1. the screws for the hinges

2. door lock kit

and

3. door installation kit (with saw drill for doors and locks)

first i need to measure where the existing locks are, and mark them.

then i will mark where the door knobs will go.

take out the saw drill bit and fit it to the

door and start drilling

A HOLE FOR THE DOOR KNOB…

Next…

drill holes for the lock Lock hole Drilled!!!!

Measure where the existing hinges will go and got to cut 1mm set back for the hinges.

bear in mind, i couldn’t find a chisel at the time, so ive used a knife to try to cut it.

and ok i failed.

so i went out and bought a set of chisel.

TADA

Chisel

chisel away some wood for set back for the hinges

of course there’s two hinges!!

so need to make 2 setback for 2 hinges

once done…

screw the door or attach the door to the frame.

not 100% done….

still need to paint them

Let me present

UNCLOSEABLE

DOOR!!!!!!!!

the door is freaking wide ok….!

i’ve thought i made 2mm allowance for opening.

obviously its not enough lar….

gotta make at least 4-5mm allowance total for both side.

NOW wats left is to Chisel or Plain all those access wood away…

that’s another 2 wkend’s project…eugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@!#*&&#@*(&#!@*(&@(

Don't mess with the Redback Spider!!!!

2010-06-07T21:54:00.001+09:30

An office receptionist got the shock of her life earlier this week when she found a 70cm-long snake entangled in the web of a deadly spider. Tania Robertson, a receptionist at an electrical firm, came in to work on Tuesday and spotted the sight next to a desk in her office. The snake, which had obviously died from the spider's poisonous bite, was off the ground and caught up in the web.
Leon Lotz of the Arachnology Department at the National Museum said it was only the second time that he had heard of a snake getting caught in a spider's web. It is believed the snake got caught in the web on Monday night. But it did not take the spider long to bite it. A red mark on the snake's stomach was evidence of where the spider had started eating it.
Throughout Tuesday, the spider checked on her prey, but on Wednesday she rolled it up and started spinning a web around it. She also kept lifting it higher off the ground, while continually snacking on it.

Tiger Woods New Advertisements

2010-05-31T22:36:00.001+09:30

Tiger Woods New Advertisements after the scandal exploded into the media.

Tiger Woods + Nike + Scandal = Priceless

Hows your Car Parking

2010-05-31T22:26:00.001+09:30

These are some hilarious note left when you don’t park ur car properly!!!!

Possum Attack

2010-05-12T23:30:00.001+09:30

I know this is getting a bit dry since i have been blogging this multiple times.

alright fine. my life is boring then. got nothing to blog about.

Anyway,

i spotted another possum again.

i heard leaves rustling outside, took my camera and rushed out.

Saw two little possums.

One ran away when i was trying to approach.

the other one just sit still there.

i got close.

snap two pics.

Look at the nails man.. damn long ok.

Happy Mothers Day

2010-05-09T01:13:00.001+09:30

When the clock strikes 12, it’s mother’s day!

How are you going to celebrate mother’s day?

Unfortunate for me, I can’t do much other than giving her a phone call.

What would be an ultimate mothers day celebration for me?

Brining her to dinner.

not something fancy

not something expensive

something more heart warming.

kind of sad that i am not able to celebrate with her. its been so many years apart and although i do see her once twice a year, but i still want her to be around all the time. Not my mum only, every single member of my family.

I just miss family gatherings so much….

Making Money

2010-05-04T22:23:00.001+09:30

A lot have asked me how i made my money

i’ve told them

with the right amount of chemical and the right paper you can make a lot..

Due to security reason and legal issues…..

im not going to write how monies are made…

drop me an email or something…and i’ll tell you.

it takes 15 days to make this lot

*wink

Funny malay essay

2010-05-04T21:18:00.001+09:30

enjoy

New Revelation

2010-05-03T22:56:00.003+09:30

Illusionist

Revolutionist

Words of Anger

Words of Jealousy

Words of Hatred

Can you Feel my heart beat?

The world is a spider web of

Abused relationships,

People gossiping

and

Conspiring Everywhere,

Fucked up marriages

and

Betrayal Most foul.

(PHB)

A NEW COMPUTER

2010-04-26T00:29:00.001+09:30

Time to build a new computer.

Went out and bought all computer goods

and the feeling was SONG!

Stuff that i’ve got are:

1. Cooler master case

2. Intel Core i5 – 2.66 GHz quad core processor

3. Nvidia GeForce 9800 – 1Gb VGA (Graphic card)

4. Viper Sector 5 DDR3 4gb pack (2gb x 2 ram)

5. Gigabyte P55-UD3 board

6. 1TB Western Digital Hard disk drive

7. DVD ROM PIONEER

What to do after i got all the parts?

to assemble it together lar

First

I5 processor into socket

Locked and loaded

then heat sink plus fanand i’ve plugged in fan cable too

>.<

and then

Memory RAM

2x2GB DDR3.

then Graphic card lor

GET THE CASE READY

Screw in

Slowly and gently slide board in place and screw in tight.

Slow but firm,

you may not able to find the right hole first, but feel it before sliding into

dont rush it,

take ur time.

then connecting cables.

TADA

finish product.

Dont like the wires

Should have bought those that can hide wires beneath the board

Plug in and

LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!!

!!!

Install XP

wii

wiiiiiiiiii

and that my friend, is a new computer

am still checking with some minor issues.

but so far so good

Possum 2nd Entry

2010-04-20T22:27:00.001+09:30

I GOT U MOFUKER!!!

click for previous entry and u’ll understand.

Im feeling good thanks for the concern.

I am feeling what im feeling and i’ve followed my heart

The answer

2010-04-13T21:42:00.002+09:30

huh?

I AM A SINNER, I AM THE BY PRODUCT OF EVIL and I AM BAD

...

it’s done.

2010-04-12T23:08:00.001+09:30

thanks for the add

and welcome to my world.

Facebook

2010-04-11T23:27:00.001+09:30

Thanks guys for the add.

apple bottom jean jean boots with the fur.

wii!

How to maintain one's DIGNITY and PRIDE on roller coaster rides

2010-03-31T23:43:00.001+10:30

Put hands in pockets to control fingers

Smile widely to show your beautiful teeth. Or at least try to smile.

There is no need to pray (including fingers in Lotus Posture)

Wear only old shirts

Never sit in front of a Dirty Old Man ;-))

Keep your eyes open if you are helping children

This is NOT the way to show your intelligence

Watch your medications. Some make you over relaxed.

Finally, if it gets too much to handle, just let go

*look at the guy who open his wide mouth at the back

Idiots

2010-03-31T23:29:00.001+10:30

They are still idiot living in Australia.

The wood was about 2 mtrs out of the left hand side and about three out of the right. The beams in the front window went across his chest and he could only get one hand on the wheel.

Why England Wont Win World Cup

2010-03-31T23:25:00.001+10:30

why England wont win the world cup

Lets have a look.

Portugese Fan

Australian Fan

Hey at least shes drinking beer

Brazil football fan

Tridad and tobago football fan

Dutch football fan

Italian football fan

Polish football fan

Paraguay football fan

Swedish football chick

And lastly we have english football fan

2010 will be a year for us

2010-03-31T00:23:00.001+10:30

Do you know what i love about malaysia!?

Food

and

some other things as well.

take this for example.

these tablets are banned in australia (not totally la, still can get them, just really hard – really really hard). They asked lots of question before you getting your hands onto them. maximum they give u 20 tablet max.

In Msia, after making a few phone calls. I go Woo hoo!

Im not going to tell you what ingredient is valuable.

but people would pay quite a lot of money for in Australia

one box = 20 sheets

one sheets = 10 tablets

total obtain

5 boxes = 100 sheets = 1,000 tablets

For some smark thinking of getting these into australia for a buck, THINK AGAIN! U’ll get caught and put into a jail! Dun play play ah.

Im awaiting for your decision

2010-03-27T16:55:00.001+10:30

Trolls have invaded the name Myst3, so not every word typed were my words.

Please don’t shoot me for the stuff i didn’t do.

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another note,

Christmas comes early.

Winner winner chicken dinner Fucker!!!

Should i stop or should i continue?

it is greed that keeps me going.

the desire of having more

fxxk this shit.

Am having chicken for dinner.

I remember i was in KLIA wanting to get a bottle of juice but all i have left was RM10 because i gave most of my money to someone important.

*muak*

Falling for you – 2010

2010-03-27T16:20:00.001+10:30

Last couple of weeks.

Due to complication of paying out to me

I’ve decided to donate all earnings from nuffnang to charity

I’ve thought of giving all monies to friend, but nar… others needs the money more than them.

Thanks to fritz for some information on charity…

i finally chosen

Singapore Children Society

it’s not much but its something!

Singapore Children’s Society is a voluntary welfare organisation serving the needs of underprivileged children and their families.

The Naked Truth

2010-03-27T15:51:00.001+10:30

Been thinking a lot lately about life.

Lost myself, found myself, lost myself again and hopefully will find my self.

Been searching for a meaning of life, happiness, humanity within myself. Can’t really say i have found it, but i am thinking about it.

Am i an emotional person? Am i a cold blooded person? am i a bad person? am i a good person?

My whole life flashes before my eyes, can’t seem to make a statement to describe me as an individual among millions and millions of people in the world.

Trying to understand why us as human act the way we act in reality, the more i think about it, the more ugliness i find. In a way, its like alice in the wonderland. the further the rabbit hole leads, more truth reveals. Nothing glamour about the truth, but to only see how us human have become.

Lies! Desires! More Lies! Behind every happiness gained there’s an ugly truth hiding underneath.

We all know the truth, and we all know we are covering up to beautify the life we wanted to be, in a way for us to be able to look inside the mirror.

Thus, My words for you.

For those whom i have hurt, I hereby say SORRY. I have never meant to hurt you. If you think i really want to hurt you, think again! because i would have done it so much worse than you think

For those whom I have gained happiness from, I hereby say Thank you. The happiness and experience you brought to me were amazing, satisfied, and to me it warms my heart every time i think about it.

For those whom has/have lied to me and hurt me, I say FUCK YOU. I have treated you with respect and integrity, but you ruined it For yourself, not me, but you!

Finally

I can’t force you to think of me as who i want you to think. I am who i am, and what i have done in the past are indication of who i am. Be it someone worth remembering, be it someone worth forgetting, you be the judge.

and yes. Every truth is a hard pill to swallow.

Possibly the Best Blonde Joke Ever

2010-03-04T23:11:00.001+10:30

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money." But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did.

.
.

He then said "Now get on your knees."

She did.

.
.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

.
.

"Now go ahead ... Take it out....." He said.

.
.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands .

.
.

Then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered ..
"Well ... Go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, .... ...tentatively said .....…

"Hello Mum,

can you hear me?"

Poll Closed

2010-03-04T23:06:00.001+10:30

The poll has closed

quite surprise to know the result.

I would have thought there’s more right than left.

anyway, life is full of surprises too!!!

Just like how i always thought of someone being someone yet it turn out to be different.

Facebook Emails

2010-03-04T23:02:00.001+10:30

Been pretty active in facebook lately.

only to find out….i get tons and tons and tons of emails from facebook

time to block sending notifications!!!!!!!

Speakers No More

2010-02-25T23:06:00.003+10:30

I don’t like dishonest people, especially those whom i have gained my trust over.

Just some weeks ago, i was told a story rather than what actually happened. So i got so pissed off reading those story that I pushed whatever was in front of me to the ground. You know how when shit happens, you just wish to smash things to pieces. yeah that was part of what i experienced. lucky i was still a bit sensible that i didn’t take up the monitor and throw it to the ground.

anyway, this is what happened to my logitech 5.1 X-530.

Next morning,

I woke up and plug everything in place and found out – boo hoo…my speaker…no more!!! Checked every cable, checked any loose connection, everything seems to be in place, but the on switch light and the speaker is unusable anymore. no sound, no nothing.

so the next sensible thing to do was to get new speakers.

There were 3 speakers that i was thinking about.

the first one

logitech x530

the same model – why? cos its cheap, and since i have experience with them, i know they perform up to scratch. the down side of it is that it’s just boring, same model, and also the wire running down each speakers clutter my computer area.

so i was considering maybe getting 2.1 system instead of 5.1.

I’ve asked around and see if changing over 5.1 to 2.1 causes drop in quality. the answer is no! because even with my old 5.1 i still place all my speakers in front of me, instead of 3 front 2 back set up.

so i decided to research more into 2.1 system.

I ended up having two option

logitech x523

and

logitech z4

i was a bit in dilemma because these 2.1 speakers cost about double if i buy the same old model. but still i wanna test out these two units. (one is a bit more expensive than the other).

although these two have the same specification, but the sound from z4 are just more “fuller” or “rich” and “true” compare to the other one (x523).

so I decided on getting a logitech z4.

I’ve been using the logitech z4 for a few days now. all i can say is, Im a happy customer, i have no regret spending these much for these pair of speaker.

Here’s my review of the speaker

1. the song sounded crisp in the high mids and deep in the low.

2. I cranked the music all the way up, and there wasn’t a smidge of speaker distortion.

3. it’s FANTASTIC for the price range. (some of youse recommended me bose which cost a bomb to buy)

4. The best speakers i have so far.

5. clear, rich, true sounds.

6. the wired remote is really convenient.

7. and YES! they are better than my old one although less speakers.

2 satellite 3 range speakers

moral of the story:

.......

......

to tell the truth?

...

not to throw speaker on the floor?

...

till next time..

Adios friends…

My Own Wiki Page

2010-02-23T21:52:00.001+10:30

I’ve got my own Wiki page.

have u got one too?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MYST3

95% Complete

2010-02-23T03:04:00.001+10:30

Life is all about choices.

Yes or no

Coffee or tea

Soft drinks or water

Western or Eastern

Car or public transport

Bali or Penang

and etc.

Choices are there to be made, and one made those choices because that was the choices he/she feels happy about.

it seems fair to say that life is all about choices,

But

i disagree with the statement.

Along the path of my life, not everything comes with a choice. It is not a choice anymore when it was decided long ago.

I have choose not to choose when deep down it was already decided. be it fate? be it revenge? be it love? be it desire? be it sorrow? it is not a question anymore but a statement.

Time was never a factor with any choices, it’s never too late for anything but when that decision was made, it changes everything.

To love and care for someone it doesn’t involve dictating how another person should live their life. They have the freedom to choose how they are going to live their life. Love doesn’t mean controlling, dictating or punishment.

it was decided long ago and truth is sometimes hurtful.

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Time for some picture hey!

Everyone knows i love lion dance.

Lion during CNY is a MUST

Only stock the finest bottle

It’s Finally Here

2010-02-16T23:24:00.002+10:30

It was

9.02.10 (9th Feb 2010)

when i got this.

if they are still on tv show, they would probably be celebrating the day………

What is she eating?

2010-02-16T23:17:00.002+10:30

For all of you who like Asian food...

.

..

.

Please tell me what the hell is she eating?

.

See it closer

Coming Together

2010-02-16T23:09:00.001+10:30

This is for

“Thou shalt love me”

You wanted an update,

here’s one for you.

Sorry for the lack of updates, was feeling a bit lost lately.

Was searching for true value, meaning within me.

Can’t seem to come to a conclusion.

Still a bit blur with what was going on.

I seem to have been cheated by life.

What I used to believe in all came crumbling down.

Who can say where the road goes huh!?

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This noon, I flipped a coin to make a decision.

The answer was YES.

It turned out to be the best decision ever.

I’ve never experienced that before in my life. Many first time occurred tonight. *wink wink…. hehe.

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I then asked myself another question, flipped a coin – head = yes, tail = no.

it turned out to be a no.

which i think its a good decision too.

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Maybe i should live my life by flipping a coin, since what i believe in, what i’ve done are all worthless.

I think i will do that until i find myself again.

Here’s some photo to share with u all la..

Taken using camera phone

enjoy.

*ahem!

stuff coming from Italy

Big mess

Wall done

Floor done

Fixing of chandelier

Total of 8 chandeliers

Shinny – me likey

Ze toilet –

Ze chair

Lesson about Possum

2010-01-21T23:28:00.001+10:30

Do you know what’s a Possum??

Possum is a hybrid animal between

a wallaby (small kangaroo)

a koala

Possum!

Nar…not really.

But it sure does look like a hybrid, doesn’t it?

Now

Why do i talk about Possum?

That’s because every time when i tell my friends about couple of possums running around my backyard at night….

NO ONE BELIEVE ME.

they all thought Im just bullshitting with them

…

They all thought possum is like an elephant where its impossible to be spotted other than in zoo.

but

Lo and behold….

I GOT PICTURES!!!!!!

Pictures were taken tonight when i was out smoking a ~~dope~~ cigarette just now.

POSSUM SPOTTED IN MY BACKYARD

Leaping possum!! Awwwww

Possum feeding on fruit scrap

Now

Fxxkers,

DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW!!?

anyone has gun i could borrow!?

Bike Seats - Opps

2010-01-20T22:38:00.001+10:30

When you purchase your bike, make sure the colour of bike seat is taken into consideration!

Didn’t see it?

let me zoom in for ya

Man Sleeps with Dead Wife for Five Years

2010-01-20T22:32:00.001+10:30

They say love knows no boundaries, but this is taking it a little too

far. A Vietnamese man has been sleeping next to his wife's corpse for the

last five years.

Le Van, a 55-year-old man from Quang Nam province, Vietnam, lost his wife

in 2003. Because he couldn't go to sleep at night without hugging his

beloved spouse, he slept on top of her grave for about 20 months. When he

couldn't stand the rain and wind anymore, he decided to dig a tunnel into

the grave, so he could sleep with his wife.

When the kids heard his crazy plan, they did everything they could to

stop him, so Le Van had to think of another way he could cuddle up to his

wife at night.

In 2004 he unearthed her remains, wrapped them in pieces

of paper and a clay mould and put a dummy mask on her face. The man has

been sleeping next to his dead wife ever since.

Poll for the new year

2010-01-20T21:10:00.003+10:30

Thought of having an interesting poll

about

which leg do you put in first when you're wearing your pants?

is it the left one first followed by the right one?

as for me

i put my right in first then left

I am not quite sure what it means but it would be interesting to know which leg do you put in first!!!

i guess generally if you're left handed, you'll put in your left leg first, no!?

Vote on the right top corner ya.

Banner Update

2010-01-19T22:08:00.001+10:30

New year, new post, new banner eh!?

2010 – 1st Post

2010-01-18T23:21:00.001+10:30

Yo Buddies

I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!

and no!

Im not dead yet!

Before I go

I just wanna wish every one of you a

cherish

Happy new year

My new year resolution?

three words

1. Bigger

2. Better

and

3. More

be it monies, happiness, or any thing good in life.

I will live 2010 like there’s no future!

Will update soon

gimme time to adjust myself frm the long holiday i had.

ITS GREAT TO B BACK!

Thunder Strikes

2009-11-09T18:07:00.005+10:30

Attached along are the pics capture frm my apartment balcony.

The weather here was very hot when it changed within minutes from bright sunny day to a gloomy day.

The darkness just struck in.

Thunder roaring outside now.

Busy

2009-11-08T17:18:00.010+10:30

Sorry for the lack of update

was doing something lately

share with u some photos la

taken at kuching sarawak plaza

taken at the spring - kuching

TO JOIN UP?

PAY RM99* and lock into contract for 18 months.

that's a total of RM 1,782 to use the facilities!!

wait...!

awwww....its not Kenny!!

*wink

Why? Huh

2009-09-24T18:06:00.001+09:30

Remember this post???

where i posted nicola and my photos up??

yeah…i don’t quite understand why it attracts so many japanese comments. .

must be some sort of advertisement. Anyone care to translate? Please go to comment area and see.

ONLY IN AMERICA WALMART

2009-09-24T17:57:00.001+09:30

Those shoes are not blue nor are they suede.

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How am I supposed to slap a ho without an essential part of my balanced breakfast?

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Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…

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“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya, that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants.

“Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.”

– and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”

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Do you see the flame shoes buddy? That means I will not think twice about karate chopping you

Into the middle of next week!

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I think I just sharted…

WTF???

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Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??

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Is that a soccer ball? A map of the solar system? The structure of a sub-atomic particle?

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I have absolutely no idea what to say…

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Is that a gangster leotard?

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Everyone loves the man in the yellow go-go boots!

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Nice purse!

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AHH! I love the frozen food section… it tingles!

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Umm… excuse me, sir…

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At least the purse matches, right?

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Rawr…

No, honey, it’s an ancient Egyptian symbol of prosperity, I swear!

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I was wondering why you suddenly smelled better.

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Every man has an NFL jersey AND pink short-shorts in their wardrobe, right?

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I have the same outfit, only in red.

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Just in case you had the urge…

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Now all we need is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem for a reunion tour.

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Yes, you are seeing that correctly. Old man + large, supple breast implants.

Berjaya Time Square Hotel

2009-09-24T17:28:00.001+09:30

I’ve stayed in Berjaya Time Square Hotel for 3 nights. It was comfortable and I find the location perfect for Bukit Bintang shops.

The tall building on the side is berjaya time square hotelI’ve stayed in a Deluxe Suite and it is worth every cents paid.

What is unique about the room compared to other hotels is the vast space you get.

I did read about some review indicating that the services were bad, which is not an issue to me, I just wanted a quiet room and some privacy.

Deluxe suite offers 62m2 of spaces, including a living room, dining room, long bath,separated shower and separated toilet

Normal already discounted rates are RM425 per night or RM625 for weekend.

CLICK TO BOOK

I find my short stay over there were enjoyable.

Highly recommended!!

Picture Below

The link between sleeping area and living room

View from my window

The sleeping area

The living area

Outdoor garden area @ the hotel

Hey…something new!!!

It’s a new fountain built outside pavilion!!!

ITS AMAZING!!!!

Life Enjoyment

2009-08-26T23:17:00.002+09:30

Simple enjoyment of life means

a slipper to keep my feet warm during cold winter nights

a case of beer

and

an upscale 1080 dvd player

im all prepared for winter hibernation.

adios

*hint: can u see my holed socks?

Agar Agar

2009-08-26T23:10:00.001+09:30

Agar agar means jelly in Malay.

well.. this is wat happen to your digusting agar agar bitch.

I took a piss,

Chucked the whole thing in toilet

and attempt to flush it down the toilet.

-.-

It got stuck.

i’ve used the toilet brush to break it apart and Flushed it once again.

DUN MAKE ME DISGUSTING AGAR AGAR - Beeyotch.

Angry Mob

2009-08-26T23:02:00.001+09:30

This is wat happen when u hate ur company, and decided to burn the wheelie BIN of the company~~~! Dont leave evidences yo.

Happy Bday!!

2009-08-26T22:57:00.001+09:30

Another year Another Celebration Another Present. Look what she got for her bday!

Wish i was there to share the joy

Good Bye Old Laptop

Hello New Laptop

Happy Birthday again my Dear

When Mechanics Attack

2009-08-22T23:16:00.001+09:30

Taking your car to a repair shop is like going to a doctor. You expect to be treated professionally and have your problems fixed. But sometimes doctors make terrible mistakes, such as amputating the wrong leg or leaving a scalpel in your body. Mechanics are no different. Here are some extreme examples of mechanics gone bad:

The Basics: Car Lift

You would think most me chanics would be extra careful when it comes to exotic cars. These pictures prove otherwise. Here's a $300,000 Bentley Azure "resting" on its side.

This mechanic didn't read the owner's manual for jacking up a Lotus Elise

The "Test" Drive

Most mechanics will test the car out after a major tune-up or repair to make sure everything works correctly. Some take the test a little too far...

Like the mechanic who drove this Acura NSX up to 110 mph and crashed it through a fence.

... or this mechanic who lost control and drove a customer's Lamborghini Diablo up a curb and into a wall

This mechanic had just finished fixing a small scratch on the side of this $450,000 Porsche Carrera GT. Of course he had to "test" the car out to make sure the car was still aerodynamic. Too bad he made the problem worse.

And the Winner Is...

This mechanic who managed to destroy one of the rarest vehicles in the world. A $500,000 Bugatti EB110! He was test driving the car after an annual checkup. Unfortunately it was raining and he wasn't very careful.

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Curry Chicken Rice

2009-08-01T22:25:00.001+09:30

This is Curry Chicken Rice

China town Cafe

It costs $ 7.00

Value for money!!

One of the best curry in town.

best curry you don’t have to pay big money for.

KFC Bone Art

2009-08-01T22:14:00.002+09:30

Venue: KFC

Food: KFC CHICKEN BUCKET

Duration: 3 hours

Reason: BORED! Friends yapping away! BORED

RESULT:

See below

Chicken Rice

2009-08-01T18:52:00.002+09:30

This is Ricki’s Chicken Rice in China Town Food Court (NEW).

I’ve always told you about it.

It cost $7.00 for

A plate of Rice

A bowl of MSG soup

Lots of Chicken Pieces with special soya sauce

serve with

ginger/spring onion sauce (green sauce)

and

tangy chilli sauce (red sauce)

Zomfgbbq, Sherry and I had that after a boozy nite out on Sunday.

Grandma Got a Tattoo

2009-07-31T23:13:00.002+09:30

OUCH !!

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

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YOU can close your mouth now!!!

Video of the day

2009-07-31T22:44:00.002+09:30

"IM SHOCKED"
"ARE U SURE ITS THE TURTLE?"
"FUNNY YET DISTURBING"
ENJOY PPL

Corruption and bribery in construction Industry China

2009-07-28T21:56:00.008+09:30

These are the aftermath of a combinations of bribery and corruptions in construction industry in CHINA. How can the developer, builder, certifier and people involved sleep at night?Be this a lesson to you all about to make a bribe to authorities. A few hundreds dollar in your pocket might means a few lives lost.

May they rest in peace

MARIO's CAFE LONDON

2009-07-28T21:39:00.006+09:30

THIS IS MARIO's CAFE IN LONDON

MARIO's Cafe is located in WARREN STREET, LONDON.

THEY DO A BIG BREAKFAST FOR ten Pounds.

EAT IT ALL in 20 Mins with No Drink to WASH IT DOWN with and you get it FREE..

ITS 10 eggs, 10 bacon, 10 sausages, 10 toast, 5 black puddings, tomatoes, beans and mushrooms and NO CHIPS!!

BEFORE

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AFTER 20 mins

The breakfast packs in 5,000 calories - nearly twice the recommended daily intake for an average man..

A spokesman for the British Heart Foundation said: "Eating this amount in one sitting is not a good idea.".

No Sh*t Sherlock!

Interesting Test

2009-07-28T21:30:00.006+09:30

Here's a test for y'all!

Instruction: What is wrong in this building site?

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Answer:

NOBODY IS WEARING SAFETY HELMETS

I hope you got that right!!

And as usual, men are just standing around..

while a woman does all the work!!!

Sigh~

2009-07-13T23:01:00.006+09:30

Just great!!!!

Another thing to lift my spirit up.

WHERE DiD THE MONEY GO???

Sigh~

Got to make some money now.

Which one is the fake?

2009-07-06T22:34:00.008+09:30

Hey guys,

this is a test for you to find out which one is the fake?

Instruction: look at these pictures below and tell me which one is the fake

1. .

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3.

and the last

7. .

I thought it was the cat too!!!!

The best landscape

2009-07-06T22:33:00.001+09:30

House owner no.1 : Hey DUDE, who did your landscaping?

How to avoid speed camera

2009-07-06T22:24:00.000+09:30

Guy going 90 mph (avoiding the speed cameras) on his way to Dover with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?Instructions for a fun time on the M25...............

Step 1. Tie balloons to car.

Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell! .

Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!

Happy Birthday My Dear Nicola

2009-07-02T21:53:00.004+09:30

Dear Nicola,

Its been two years since we met, this was also the last photo that we took together last couple of weeks.

I wish to take this opportunity to tell you that
Happy Birthday Nicola,

May us stay beautiful forever.
Muak…

P/s: I love you too

Love,
Myst3

Disclaimer: It sure does take a lot of courage to expose myself...

Hapy Birtday

2009-06-24T22:14:00.004+09:30

This is what I had for dinner

...

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Hapi Birtday My Dear Doling/

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....

Tis is japanese mayonaise I was talking about ---

*winkz

Whale Alert

2009-06-20T00:29:00.003+09:30

Last post I wrote about the famou quote

"no ugly woman, only lazy woman"

hmmmmm.

im not so sure anymore

Bring out the harpoon!!!

No Ugly Women Just Lazy ones

2009-06-19T23:51:00.030+09:30

A "Great Man" once wrote

"There's no ugly Woman, just lazy woman"

I tend to agree after viewing these pictures.

Here r some amazing before and after shots.

Quite amazed by how make up can do such transformation!!!

From this

To This

From this

to this
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From this

to this
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From this

to this

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from this

to this .

From this

to this

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From this

to this

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From this

to this

from this

to this

From this

to this

from this

to this

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from this

to this

AMAZING!!!

Camel Toe Craze

2009-06-10T22:32:00.003+09:30

Camel toe is getting more and more popular since olympic 2004

Can't see it??

let me zoom it in for u

CAMEL Toeeee

If you don't have camel toe...

Don't worry!!

We have a solution for you.

Presenting

CAMEL TOE CUP..

*click for larger view

money back guarantee

Economic Downsizing

2009-06-10T22:07:00.003+09:30

Due to unprecedented financial crisis we are experiencing now, companies are finding ways to cut cost to meet ends meet.

This mining company decided to downside one of its truck as well..

CUTE!!!!!

What a Day

2009-06-05T23:31:00.015+09:30

It’s Friday!!!
Woke up in the morning, overlooking KLCC in the garden.

Seems like a good day to go places
Had this for brunch.
Took the bus, pity to see them so sleepy. It was packed.
Went mid valley
Amazed by McDonald porridge….had that for snack
Came back to the Bukit Bintang area.
went time squarewent Starhill, bumped into Dodo in Starhill.

She was looking for hand bag (dun play play ok)..one handbag several K one.went Pavilionwent Petaling Street.
Went to KLCC
Went to Alor Street for some hawker food for supper. Best meal ever.

LOVE FOOD MSIAN STYLE

Ah…..Tired already. What a day to remember!!

Malaysia Boleh - Wawasan 2020

2009-06-05T22:52:00.015+09:30

These are the reason why Malaysia Boleh~~!

1. Astro on the go

2. Beautiful beach Hut

3. Bird Bungy Jumping competition

4. Perfect translation

5. Creative Company sign

6. Anything is doable

7. Everything has resell value

8. Resting on the go

9. Choose ur drinks while on a busy schedule

10. Creative use of shopping trolley

11. Crazy shopping

12. Translation error

13. Shopping trolley multi-use

14. Wide load

I still love Malaysia!!

How to make Giant Kit Kat

2009-06-03T22:02:00.008+09:30

Ingredients.
30 x Saisbury's Luxury Belgian Milk Chocolate
3 x ScotBlok Chocolate Flavour Cake Covering
6 x Loacker Quadratini chocolate wafers
1 x Wallpaper dipping trough
1 x Sticky backed vinyl floor tile

Day 1. We cut out the KitKat logo from the floor tile and stuck it to
the bottom of the trough ( in reverse). Melted about 1 third of the
chocolate and poured it into the mould. The kids have never seen so much
melted chocolate before

Day 2 The chocolate set over night. Next stage was to arrange the
wafers in five layers along the chocolate.

Then melted the rest of the chocolate and poured it carefully around the wafers, then over the top.
The house was starting to smell like Cadbury World. MMMMMMMMM! Could not fit it in fridge flat, cos it was far too big.

Day 3 Woke up early to check the BigKat. Still not Hard enough! Had
to put it in fridge, but on a slant.

Finally at around 6pm our creation was hard enough to be born! It turned out surprisingly easy.

ANYONE FOR A SLICE OF BIGKAT. HAVE A BREAK, HAVE A (SLICE OF) BIGKAT.

Vital statistics Size L 59cm x W 17cm x H12cm
45,888 Calories
1860g saturated fat
1120 Weight Watchers points ( this equates to 3 months worth of a daily
allowance)

Cost $36.42

Another 08 Olympic Moment

2009-06-03T21:57:00.000+09:30

She won gold!

New Stationery

2009-06-03T21:54:00.000+09:30

My handy Stationery

2008 Olympic

2009-06-03T21:44:00.001+09:30

He was winning...

Until the crowd started chanting his name

Kim Yoo Suk (Kim You Suck!)

What if iraq wins the war!?

2009-06-03T21:38:00.010+09:30

These are what will happen

9 Signs You Need a Diet

2009-05-27T23:19:00.010+09:30

1. Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever (looks like a packet of footy franks to me)!

2. You are judged even though you’re the judge

3. Your arm and back together looks like an ass

4. Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough

5. You weigh more than a Kawasaki Ninja

6. nom nom nom

7. You just don’t fit in…

8. You’ve been on a safari, as the animal...

9. Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…

Competition for the best balcony around the world

2009-05-27T23:12:00.003+09:30

Here are some of the best balcony around the world

Aussie balcony

Croation Balcony

and

Italian Balcony

Singapore Airlines Sickbag Ipod

2009-05-25T20:52:00.010+09:30

Singapore airline (or SIA) has sucky on board entertainment system compared to Malaysian airline. Having experience with both airlines, it is fair to say I still prefer Malaysian Airlines. Just that KLIA is a bit boring compared to Changi Airport.

So what’s wrong with SIA on board entertainment?
I can't rewind or start or pause a movie during flight. It’s not about having a faulty control, but aircraft entertainment system. Whenever you want to watch a particular movie, you got to wait till a particular starting time for any movies. Where as Malaysian airline has more advance entertainment system, rewind, start, pause anytime during the flight.

So on the verge from dying of boredom, I took a sick paper bag, cut out a little hole to make my viewing panel.

Slide my ipod in, and viola. My own video!!!

note: IPOD still sux.

Dun get IPOD.

it sucks.

It's a piece of JUNK!!!