Thursday, July 31, 2008

Math Quiz


Maths Quiz

Question

How to divide $750,843.57 into two equal parts???


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The Wong Joke

Su Wong marries Lee Wong.
The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,'
says the nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?
'The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him...
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Are you ready for this?
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Sum Ting Wong

Plants go naughty!!

A Collection of Photos when plants go wrong or naughty!





















I like this one the best!!

Don't get caught watching porn at work!!!
Oh wait..these are plants..
phew~~~!

The Almighty Scotland Canal


At the beginning there were two canals:
Canal Forth and Clyde was built in 1777 between harbors Grangemouth and Falkirk connecting Glasgow with west cost of Scotland.
Canal Union between Falkirk and Edinburgh was finished in 1822.
Because of geographical difficulties, which created a difference of 79ft.in elevation, the two canals were connected by 11 locks.


In 1963, after 150 yrs of existence of this water way with 11 locks the construction of a huge water carousel started. This extraordinary idea was finished in 2002 and became a symbol of Scotland. This invention saves not only time but also energy.







This is the only rotational boat transporter in the world. It has two arms and each arm forms a kind of huge tub filled with water. Boats enter the tub, then the tub locks up and the huge arm starts rotating .


















Closing the gate , regulation of level of water and “tubs” rotation
Takes 15 min. only.



One “tub” 78ft. Long with water and boat weights about 300 tons.



The “tubs” are filled according the Archimedes’ Law.
So the weight of “tubs” are balanced.
To open the upper and lower lock and turn the whole system
by 180◦ they need an engine of 22.5 kW which only use 1.5 kWh








How Quickly Time Passes

These photos just show how fast a good thing can change, and how quickly time passes
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Precious!!

Jungle Stories - The Giraffe Test

THE GIRAFFE TEST
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide
on your answer before you scroll down.

The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator,
put in the giraffe, and close the door.


This question tests whether you tend
to do simple things in an
overly complicated way.



2 How do you put an
elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator,
put in the elephant,
and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door.


This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend.... except one.
Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer:
The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.?


This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross
but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat.
How do you manage it?

Correct Answer:
You jump into the river and swim across.
Have you not been listening?
All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting.


This tests whether you learn
quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide,
around 90% of the professionals they tested
got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals
have the brains of a four-year-old.

An Amazing Man - Warren Buffett


There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Following are some very interesting aspects of his life



1.He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2.He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.


3.He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.


4.He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5.He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

6.His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.


7.He has given his CEO's only two rules.

Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money.

Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.


8.He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.

9.Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.


10.Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

His advice to young people:

"Stay away from credit cards (bank loans) and invest in yourself and Remember:

A.Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.

B.Live your life as simple as you are.

C.Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel
good.


D.Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which you feel comfortable.

E.Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.

F.After all it's your life then why give chance to others to rule our life."


"The HAPPIEST people DONOT necessarily have the BEST of all."

"They simply APPRECIATE what they find on their way”


Let us choose the way to live

Saturday, July 19, 2008

This is My Brother

This is my brother doing "it" at home!
Hope you all like it.
His real name is Sam
aka
MOON BOY
enjoy!



P/s: 4 million clicks so far.

Friday, July 18, 2008

What is Batman Reading?

I am always a big fan of Batman.
I would choose Batman over Superman anyday!
Batman's mysterious and that's the main thing i like about it.
Just recently the lastest Batman movie was realeased, The Dark Knight.
I came across this promo poster on the internet.
I wonder what is Batman reading in his hand held gadget?
Hmmm...
Zooming in
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Zooming in.
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Hey...How honour!!
He's reading my site leh.
See...
Even Batman goes to my site leh..
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